There really is no arguing with this.
Meanwhile, yet more emails (there have been several, plus several phone calls) saying that everyone who is anyone knows that Miliband has joint British-Israeli nationality.
Given the sources, they cannot all be wrong. The son of the Convenor of the Church of Scotland's Israel Committee has appointed an Israeli citizen as Foreign Secretary.
And now, that Israeli citizen is being lined up to succeed him at the G8, on the UN Security Council, with his finger on the nuclear button, the lot.